Thread: Special Daylight Savings Time Edition of Ask Mr. Shoer

The mail bin is over full again, time to answer a few readers questions.

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Dear Mr Shoer,
They took my durned leg. Can you believe it? Amputatered that thing clean oft. Oh what will I do, oh what will I do.
Pwr198 aka The Tedster

Mr Shoers says:
Quit yur cryin boy, you got another leg. Strap a golf bag to it, put yur fishin gear in it, and hop yur way to the boat. The only handicap you got as I see it is at asskickin time and peeing in the boat on windy days, now go fish Gimpy.
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Hey Mr Shoer,
I been fishin alot and all over the place while you been workin. Suck on those apples punk.

Yur friend,
Corker

Mr Shoer says:
I'm gonna ignore that punk comment due to lack of blood flow to any brain you may have cuz of the choo choo cap. Yeah, you may have been fishin
but you were sighted at Long John Silvers recently and that does not bode well for the catching part of yur gay report. May a dog in heat romance yur leg for the month of November.
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Mr Shoer,
Hi. Its me, Dayton. How ya doin' buddy? Hey man I dont wanna take up all yur time but dude my brother-in-law is sleepin with my wife. I dont know what to do, I love them both. Should I just keep silent and appreciate my role in this 3 sided love fest or whattaya think? Thanks Shoe.
I knew their family was close when I married into it but this is a little much.

Ranger690

Mr Shoer says:
Hey Dayton dont sweat the small stuff cool breeze. I would give my assent
to what ya proposed about keepin quiet and not rockin the boat but with a stipulation attached that you not have encounters with yur bro-in-law as part of the 3 sided deal, ya know? Now that is disgusting. I believe the idenity of yur bro-in-law is known to me and if so that dude will sneak up behind and booger ya so keep a sharp eye pealed.
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Mr Shoer:
As moderator of this forum I would like to say to you first that you set a shining example of what a Crappie.com VA Forum member should be in both
text and content. You are to be commended Shoer, for keeping yur postings short, concise, and to the point. Yur content is always highly intellectual and entertaining. The fact that you do not ever violate the naughty word & nudity ordinance is to be applauded. I love you man.

IBNFSHN
Forum Moderator


Mr Shoer says:
Hey Bill ILU2 man. Keep the faith brother. Dont git all gushy about my
meticulous policing of my material and great thought put hind my posts. It comes natural, for whatever reason. Glad to be of service dude.
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Dear Mr Shoer,
Daddyo here man, what up? I know you dig music and wanted to know what ya been listenin to.

Christopher

Mr Shoer says:
Daddyo my man, whats happenin? To put it right in a nutshell, I been so busy listenin to Kid Rock and AC/DC I aint heard anything new of late. How bout
some feedback if you hear sumthin good? Yo.
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Hi Mr Shoer,
Its me Rapprunner. Dayton told me he wrote to you and what he said and I'm here to tell you and the whole darned world that she was MY sister before she was anyones wife and this is the South dammit.
Sorry Shoe, I just get a might touchy about Sis.

Mr Shoer says:
Howard, aint nunna my bizness what goes on in yur family. Whatever kinda relationship you got going I would prefer you keep away from me though.
Especially the mano y mano deal with Dayton. Thats repulsive.
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Dear Mr Shoer
Was that a great time road trippin down to Farmers' and Quackers and makin a sausage run?

C-Rex

Mr Shoer says:
Tony that was a hoot, man. Thanks for the invite. Was good seein' both Lint Lips and Lefty Krey.:D:D<theres a yellow to go along with the 2 green, Ed!
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'shoer, you are so kind and generous to take time from yur busy schedule to help the less fortunate.

SHOESTER:

The best thing I've spun lately in the CD player is a dude out of Maine named Nick Curran. His band the nitelifes and his last two records are just chock full of the old sound that I like to bathe my ears with in very loud fashion. There's also this sweet soul named Allison Moorer who I was a neighbor with in Nashville at one time and her voice is as smooth as Scotch and smokin like the barrel of Farmer's rifle after a 12 pointer steps into the clear. The record "the Duel" was a few years ago but it's awesome and has Squirrelly's theme song on it: "one on the house" Free Music: The Duel by Allison Moorer - Rhapsody Online

now i know you r 2 sandwiches short of a picnic!!!!!!

For you new guys, it's plain to see Shoer don't have both oars in the water does he? Get use to it.

I was wonderen when You were gonna talk a little green snot again.CF

Originally Posted by fishindaddyo

SHOESTER:

The best thing I've spun lately in the CD player is a dude out of Maine named Nick Curran. His band the nitelifes and his last two records are just chock full of the old sound that I like to bathe my ears with in very loud fashion. There's also this sweet soul named Allison Moorer who I was a neighbor with in Nashville at one time and her voice is as smooth as Scotch and smokin like the barrel of Farmer's rifle after a 12 pointer steps into the clear. The record "the Duel" was a few years ago but it's awesome and has Squirrelly's theme song on it: "one on the house" Free Music: The Duel by Allison Moorer - Rhapsody Online

I've been a fan of Allison Moorer and big sister Shelby Lynn for along time, there are some good genes going in that family.
YouTube - Shelby Lynne - Rainy Night In Georgia

Originally Posted by fishindaddyo

There's also this sweet soul named Allison Moorer who I was a neighbor with in Nashville at one time and her voice is as smooth as Scotch and smokin like the barrel of Farmer's rifle after a 12 pointer steps into the clear.

I've got her "Alabama" cd from 1998, great stuff but have to be in a relaxing mood to listen to her.

thanks, sure made me laugh. I needed that pick-me up

Made me laugh too. It's apparent he ain't right!