Thread: OT: A Tale of 2 Mice

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Couple days ago I see what I think is the last flash of a mouse going around a corner in the house. Then I see a mouse in my bedroom yesterday. This morning the ol lady told me a mouse was between the computer table and wall. In the middle of the night there was hellified mouse scratching going on in my closet. Later this morning the ol lady says she saw a mouse haulin butt all over my gourds on the kitchen floor.
This is normal every fall when temps cool down, the mouse invasion.
I set a trap by computer table, another in my closet, one by the gourds. I am sittin here at the puter and a few minutes ago SNAP. Its the one by the gourds. This is what I found, no doctoring of the pic or posing.:D:D:D One still had his front feet pedaling. The other musta went to meet Jesus instantaneously.
OMG, Farmer may submit my name for a medal!!!!!
This is truly a banner day.






I better go reset my trap before the battalion commander realizes the scouts dint return and sends the Delta Force out on recon.

Oh man that is flipping awesome! Do it again do it again!

YouTube - Death By Peanut Butter

Next time, set the groundhog-sized traps.

cool,,2 with 1 zap!!:D

Good work Soldier! I have seen a pile of Mouse killers in my day, but You make them all look like they are moving in slow motion! Nice placement of the mouse IEDs. Good planning and excellent kills. I hereby promote Private Shoer straight to SGT. Shoer. Excellent work SGT.!:DCF

Do they give Citation's for two mice in one Kill? I do believe you have earned one. Reload-reload.

YOU DONT WANNA KNOW......what goes on around MY house :::

Just checked my trapline and slid garb can by computer table back to git a visual between table & wall where trap is and danged mouse was behind garb can. Ran over peanut butterless trap behind table. A little mouse.
Fixin to take the emory cloth to the retaining wire where it holds the pan up and give the pan catch & wire a shot of PAM. I call it the Shoer Hairtrigger Deathset. This mouse is goin' DOWN. If he eats any more of the ol ladys' Skippy I can claim him come tax time as a dependent. This is twice he's done the dine & dash on me. He's gotta go before he's using the wiring insulation from DELL for construction material.
This is gettin personal now. If I find him alive in the trap I may be tempted to give him a Draino enema, or practice my lobotomy skills. One thing's fer sure, he aint gettin the respect ol Mick did last year. I still git choked up when I think of that mouse.

Originally Posted by RACN35

YOU DONT WANNA KNOW......what goes on around MY house :::

Evidently yur mice have as many scruples about who they sleep with as you.

hey get it while its warm I say !