Thread: Toano Weather Update

NWS Toano, VA..............0649 hts EST.......for:
Middle Neck of SE VA...........NOAA station Wakefield VA......
Windy & wet, with 100% chance of BPS. Slight chance of Hooters in the late afternoon along with an occasional possibility of lunch. Towards evening a boat seat will have moved into and settled into the Toano area, along with various BPS trophy items and prizes.

Would any of you shut-in, unemployed, half-crazed, derelect homeboys like to hook up for a few hrs of drunken drug binge BPSing?
Oyster, Pivot Man, Cork,..... anybody........? We'll hold hands and skip down the aisles at Bass Pro together. Maybe you can buy me lunch. I'll show you how a Hooters girl wants to be treated. We'll call Dayton and let him listen to the hustle & bustle of BPS shoppers selecting their purchases, and also call him from Gigis Cabaret and give him a sample of the runway music and sound of crisp bills being tucked under a thong.

Gotta go work on my BPS list. I need certain jig bodies badly, with Pink Ones,
Pumpkinseed Ones, and John Deere Ones already on the list.

All items from garden except the steer.

If you see any nice fishing clothes let me know.

Shame you can't make it an after work trip for us regular guys. Rain this afternoon should cancel out soccer practice which translates into free time for me.

Of course, you guys could still swing by 95 at Chippenham and take me to lunch!

Have fun....call me on the cell and I can do some virtual shopping with ya!

Dayton

What are the approximate in/out times for this store evaluation? Does today's tour also include side trips to Gander Mtn? Green Top?

Its just boy as in singular so far but thats ok too cuz I aint sure when I'm going, and I was half skeert if Cork went I would have to listen to Bash Tips For Citations from him. Pivot Man still sleeping, Oyster probly lovin a large woman. Yeah, I could use the solo drive to clear my head, git in tune with my mission there.

Bash tips are available, but I don't give them out to just ANYBODY!

O and I are going to try & sneak a couple hours of bank fishing in ahead of the heavy weather. Keep us on the list for real-time phone announcements re assault on BPS. Our primary plans could be ruined rather quickly.

Oops theres a taker. Well I havent been to Gander Mt but hadnt thought of whether or not I'd go there. Same with Green Top, didnt lose or forgit anything there but not against a swing by there. Dont know if I'd do all 3 though, if the rain holds off gonna put seat on. If not, was thinking of PM game of Twister with the War Dept., she's off work today. Then theres the burning Hooters question....
Will be a cpl hrs before I'm ready to roll, will give ya call.


Ok, just read yur last post.

Originally Posted by horseshoer

Oyster probly lovin a large woman.

Can’t make it out today, I’ve got too much whip crackin and wound saltin to do around the ol plantation. If you make it to GT say hi to all my buddies, Jeff, Mickey, Ron, Wilmore, Richard, and Ronnie. Instead of Hooters, check out the perfect head hookers I mentioned before, S&W, 1/32 oz, #2 gold, plain or barbed. Tomorrow, while the nor’easter is still flappin the boat cover, I think I’ll roll a few. Jig paint tip, the teen girls cosmetics section has nail polish in great colors for crappie jigs, chartreuse, pink, purple, all with mucho glitter. A coat of clear epoxy on top and they are good to go. The nail polish was noticed on a previous rainy day while perverting around in a Target. Funny thing, in high school her nickname was Bones.