Thread: OT- gardening tip

Are you getting up in the mornings and finding that some of your guava, casava or sugar cane is missing? Chances are you have elephants invading your garden. To keep them out put a hive of angry African bees in the middle of your field. This will not only keep the elephants out but give you a second crop of honey.

I'll tell ya honestly, Bill, with so many of these hanging around my house the elephants don't come around much.

I need a few mongeese and a couple wolverines to ferret out and destroy this SOB mole I got tunneling an elaborate maze under my garden, complete with hot tub & bar.
I am fixin to get real serious with him and treat him to a liberal dose of Sevin
and let the rain leach it into the soil.
Save me a cpl mangos, boss.