Trophy King II
A True Southern Belle....
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Nottoway River Bridge in Virginia one day.
As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'
He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.'
She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'
He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.'
She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb azz Yankee.
Last edited by Barnacle Bill; 09-17-2008 at 05:22 PM.
"If ya have too many decoys, ya need a bigger boat....If ya don't, ya need more decoys"
Crappie Wall Hanger II
:D :DOriginally Posted by Goatkisser
Last edited by Barnacle Bill; 09-17-2008 at 05:22 PM.
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