Thread: OT fur Dayton

My ol' lady gots the sleep apnea & took to wearin them BreathRight strips.
The sight of that tapering across her nose & tailed out under her eyeballs makes me feel like I'm fixin to get down with Brian Urlacher of the Bears and I been experiencing E.D.

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Do you think if I wear some props of my own it might counter this? Like throw a dangly earring on and some arm leather like Dog The Bounty Hunter?
Thanks bro.

Thanks Jeff, Be glad to help.

In case you didn't know, I invented the Breath Right strip. Okay, my older sister kinda did by accident. But I was the one who saw the true promise in it. See, she never quite got the hang of panty liners. She always had them upside down and sideways. Sure, she was popular with the boys, but the girls all laughed at her. Anyway, I digress......

In my professional opinion (okay, not professional, but learned from the few times I have slept with your wife), is that as long as you get undressed with the light on, she will not even attempt to come near you! Not uncommon at all. Many, many women are intimidated by hair, man-breasts....especially when they are larger than their own.

Uh oh....boss just walked in. Later.

Dayton

I appreciate and value yur unbiased opinion. And really respect the close friendship brought to light by yur honesty in how some of yur observations were reached.

Them panty liners now, that's funny. Leave it to yur sister. She musta been intentionally pullin yur leg dude, she has never shown any ignorance about their use when I'm with her. She gets 4 out right quick and sticks em to her knees & elbows.

They make handy sweatbands inside a cap or hat also, incidentally, and stuck to the inside of a boat keep jigs right there at the ready.