Thread: OT: The Secret To My Virility & Stamina

Veggies. The amino acids & various proteins found in most vegetables cause the brain to release endorfen, triggering the male reproductive organ to function as a virtual insatiable beast. Trust me, ingestion of a steady diet of vegetables with ensure that Private Willie is standing tall at each & every roll call. You can toss that embarrassing prescription of Micoxaphloppin in the trash.

I blanched & froze this spinach, broccoli, & cauliflower in the wee hrs last night. It is comforting to know that if there is an outbreak of E Coli and supermarket produce is unsafe for consumption I will be able to carry on as usual and not have to displeasure my ol lady by having to cut back to 4 or 5
performances a day, no encore, and few curtain calls.

Micoxaphloppin

LMFAO!!!!!!!

reckon the veggies can bring one back to life?

Originally Posted by willsjwills

reckon the veggies can bring one back to life?

Dear Will,
Thats a good question. I am not sure. If he is clinicly dead I would have to say no. I once fished with a guy in his 80s and heard him mumbling in the back of the boat. I looked back and he has his doololly out, is looking at it &
reflecting. He said "Well buddy, we made it thru one hell of a war together, 2 wives, a depression, and a couple trips to the ICU where it was iffy whether we'd survive but by golly, I've finally outlived you."
I had never had the foresight up to that point to realize that indeed, such
can times come to for one.

But hey, enuf of this negative, worst-case-scenario talk. If you can establish that there is the least evidence of a spark of life left I would try see if he will rise to the occasion with a little coaxing. Sit down to a big ol plate of artichoke hearts, some mixed steamed veggies, maybe a salad. Don't feel ashamed to baby him along if it will give you the edge to rise above the situation. Make a splint of 2 popsicle sticks. Hit the pantry and grind up a tbsp of black rhinocerus horn. Then surf some porn. Hope this helps Will.