Thread: Sassy Wench

Since you showed up here I have lost a Bash, and today I didn't catch hardly any fish. I think you are a voodoo woman, and bad luck to me. Don't take it personal but I'm gonna see if I can git you voted or kicked off the forum.
Why did you pick me to put a hex on?
If it were up to me I would have you saddle that fat bag of bones you call a horse and escort you to the city limits if that swaybacked, walking glue factory can git you that far.

good luck fishin tomorrow.

Originally Posted by horseshoer

Since you showed up here I have lost a Bash, and today I didn't catch hardly any fish. I think you are a voodoo woman, and bad luck to me. Don't take it personal but I'm gonna see if I can git you voted or kicked off the forum.
Why did you pick me to put a hex on?
If it were up to me I would have you saddle that fat bag of bones you call a horse and escort you to the city limits if that swaybacked, walking glue factory can git you that far.

good luck fishin tomorrow.

Its not Buffy. Squirrel Hunter put the wammy on you.

It's been ages since anybody called me that. Not to be too nosey (ha!) but what was your record before I showed up?

Originally Posted by Buffy

It's been ages since anybody called me that. Not to be too nosey (ha!) but what was your record before I showed up?

My record before you showed up?
Boy you are nosey. No problem, my life is an open book.

Minnesota 1977____arson....farmer caught me with his daughter, I set his pig
on fire.
Minnesota 1977____cruelty to pigs.
Minnesota 1977____failure to appear.
Federal Warrant 1977____crossing state lines with a charred pig.
Federal Warrant 1977____crossing state lines with a 17 yr old daughter.
Interstate Flight 1977
Charges dropped 1978____Judge & DA both alcoholics. Charges read sleeping with a 17 yr old pig, setting daughter afire. Case thrown out on technicality.
Arizona 1978____horse thievery.
Arizona 1979____assaulting a nun.....................Wait.., it just hit me....
you mean my bash record, dontcha? Well thats easy-
2005 Bream Bash, Little Cr Res., runner up, Reelfun had defective scales,
Dr Speckle won.
2006 Crappie Bash, Beaverdam Res., guided/coached winner on their only 2
previous trips there.
2007 Perch/crappie Bash, NW River, lumbago bothering me never had a chance. Guide bogarted all the good fish.
2007 Crappie Bash, Diascund Res., SH throttled my crappie putting it in the cooler and it peed off atleast 7 oz. fluid, placed 2nd to #@^*&#IBNFSHN.

Your lumbago was acting up because of the nun incident of course. Well it's not exactly world record setting now was it?? Never ben accused of voodoo before, something might have rhymed with witch, but he was jus tmad 'cause I got the 9 lb cat while he was catching hand sized bream, men are so sensitive....

Fairy (er) boy was a terrible fisherman long before you came on the scene.
Some of us appreciate the way that yoodoo the voodoo.

Well I'm glad somebody appreciates me and is not threating me antibacterial palmolive, (what does it do anyway???) Right now if someone were to offer ot turn a hose on me I would not budge. guess who forgot her sunscreen? I caught about 3 citation limb fishes, some too small tree fishes, and 4 lousy bream all day, left the water at 1:30 and went and did barn chores for a friend who had shoulder surgery. Found out after cleanaing out her water trough her hydrant has a trick, or it just keeps going.
I just opened that beer what happened to it???
Friend that I was fishing with gave me his ultra light combo cause he can't use it....