Thread: Lost honor

Bigfatty explained our delima on Friday and our reason for missing the bash. Man what a horror story. But he forgot a few facts. To start with there was some old guy at the ramp who told us that if we went to the very end of the lake by 64 over pass and fished the last creek on the left we'd find deep water, stumps, and crappie's in it. We'd load the boat, he said !!! I should have known better than to trust an ole man whose dog didn't have any teeth, couldn't hear, and could hardly walk but ... off we went confident that an ole man would lie to us. And we'd found the answer to win our second straight BASH. Two hours later we could hear the passing cars on 64. Our hearts raced with antisapation that soon we'd be in our secert honey hole catching crappie after crappie. As we continued up river we noticed that the water kept getting shallower and shallower. By the time we reached the secert creek the water was 4 feet deep, no stumps and more importantly no crappie to be found. Two hours spent and only two pike, one bass, and a crappie small enough to fit in my ten gallon aquarium to show for it. Somewhere there is an ole man laughing his ass off with an ugly no tooth dog sitting beside him.

It was about that time that Horseshoser called and when we informed him as to our our location he busted out laughing so hard that I could hear him from the other end of the boat " there ain't no water up there" you have to come all the way back to blue canoe creek and fish in at least ten feet of water. He informed us.

Well, me and bigfatty are never ones to cut and run so off we went in search of blue canoe creek. An hour and a half later we found blue canoe creek, on the left hand side of the lake instead of the right as ole shoer had told us. He had forgotten we were up lake at 64 not down lake. Also I must say the canoe was more black than blue, but there were fish, they were plentiful and realitivly large. So he's still number one in our hearts.

Confidently, we made our plans to return the next day and win. We'd come back with two trolling motors, four batteries, and out race everyone to our spot. So we started back to the ramp.

No sooner then we decided to started back than the clouds grew darker, the winds increased, changed direction, and blew right into our face. Slowing our return down to a snail's pace. Slowly but steadly the ole doing bad was making her way back to the ramp. About the time we reached the island the motor made a very strange sound, then smoke and fire appeared. bigfatty aware of our situation gave the order to abandon ship, every man for himself. So there I was in five feet of water, a quarter mile from the ramp, wind blowing us back up lake, and on top of it a terrified "screaming like an 18 year old virgin on her honeymoon night" captain yelling fire abandon ship. What a situation for a poor old Ocean View boy to be in. And on top of it all in my hast to abandon ship and jump into the five feet deep slightly cool water to escape the blazing fire, I broke my very expensive grafite bass rod.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.
sterkat

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, and strangely it has an all too familiar sound to it.

Well, me and bigfatty are never ones to cut and run so off we went in search of blue canoe creek. An hour and a half later we found blue canoe creek, on the left hand side of the lake instead of the right as ole shoer had told us. He had forgotten we were up lake at 64 not down lake. Also I must say the canoe was more black than blue, but there were fish, they were plentiful and realitivly large. So he's still number one in our hearts.

I just figgered you guys would reverse yur tr motor and back up to Blue Canoe Creek. If ya had, it woulda been on the correct side. As to canoe color, it may have been a morning that I put the wrong shrooms in my omelette that I noted the color of it. Things are kinda sketchy that day.
I remember opening the trunk of the Onion to get my rocket launcher to take out the Loch Ness Monster I caught swimming in the back of the creek, and thinking what in the hell is Eva Longoria doing in there reading a copy of High Times, eating sardines on Pop Tarts anyway?
Strange day.
Thanks for holding me as #1 without the Int'l finger symbol.

i usually dont say alot! but whatever color the canoe is i named the creek so please stay out of it!!!! That was probably Charlie and or Perry that sent you to the "honey hole at 64". Did the guy that told look like he would block off a whole brigde and give some lame story about not having an anchor? Sterling i would ask once more that you reframe from besmerching my favorite creek! I could wait to use that word is a sentence.

Originally Posted by Crappisaurusrex

i usually dont say alot! but whatever color the canoe is i named the creek so please stay out of it!!!! That was probably Charlie and or Perry that sent you to the "honey hole at 64". Did the guy that told look like he would block off a whole brigde and give some lame story about not having an anchor? Sterling i would ask once more that you reframe from besmerching my favorite creek! I could wait to use that word is a sentence.

Tony, I ain't for sure, but I don't believe Bill allows no "besmerching" on this message board

If CREX has a favorite creek there then you probably don't want to fish it. Full of Tony fish!:D CF