Thread: I believe........................................... ...

I am going to take one of the three remaining Grandmas of the nine I had originally set aside for spring emergency funerals, call my friend the janitor at the nursing home, and have him crimp her oxygen line with a chip clip like usual. Kinda glad I won't be around for this one. I have already decided it will be Granny Payne and she was one of my nicer grandmas growin up. Other than prying my eyeballs to one side and sprinkling Draino in the sockets, and
dipping the enema syringe in turpentine thing, she was a pretty sweet ol gal to have as a granny. I hope I am not haunted by visions of her doing the Achy Breaky Chicken on her hospital bed when the oxygen stops flowing
when I am sittin in the Onion on the reservoir fishin after spreading her ashes tomorrow.


One of only a very few pics I have of Granny.

See does favor you more than the others! Good luck tomorrow and stake out the 16" for Saturday.:D

I spoke too soon. Gotta work today but going tomorrow for sure. Granny will have to chill for an extra day.

Man Tony, Linda has just no sense of humor anymore. She is fixin to be 56, I'm gonna hafta replace her. I stepped out the back door a few minutes ago and called the house from the cell (3:54 AM) and tried to sell her some vinyl siding. It didn't go over too well at the end. I am sittin here at the pc and I'm still hearing Razzum....#@*&....frazzum*#@%^$#...sassafras from the bedroom. And sounds like a cat spitting. And something about Mothers Day
or sumpin like that. I guess a friendly game of Who Wants To Be A Glazed Doughnut is outta the pic this morning.

Dangit whats for breakfast Im starvin.

I dunno Shoer. I think she's got a great sense of humor!
Take a gander at what she's got in store for your next sales pitch at 4am!

In my family when someone does one of the others like that the only thing to say is "NO jury would convict"
Happy fishing!

Originally Posted by anchorpuller

I dunno Shoer. I think she's got a great sense of humor!
Take a gander at what she's got in store for your next sales pitch at 4am!

That must be one of them Rebel-Flag-wavin, militant prairie doggz I hear ya all got in Carolina.

We got the make love not war variety up here.