Thread: Weekend Roll Call - who is doing what?

12 What are ya up to baby?
I think I can take Fletch if it comes to it. Come over to my side baby and lets cast away the chains that have bound us. This is real shody, trying to woo another mans' l lady away but look back on HC and Anchorwoman, they were able to keep it on the QT. Can you believe that 2 faced sucker made a comment like "I raise broccoli 2nds cuz my soulmate demands it that way?" She obviously has not done her homework in questioning why he frequents Montana and gets correspondance back from sheep. Can you imagine living with a new boyfriend and having to answer or listen to incoming calls that start off "Bahhhhhaaaahhhagggh?" Ok then. Tomorrow. Please come to me and lets start C.c the infancy yrs. Now dont shy away. You are young enuf and I am old enuf and feel the very real need to sire another pup. Will you promise to make me some brownies to pillowtalk over later? Lets name him Boscoe if thats ok by U. Boscoe and I have an agreement that we will not meet up with each other unless necessary due to our former ways and fear that we will have our ol ladies go lezbo and therefore free us from our inhibitions.

Originally Posted by crappie12

Good stuff huh?:D It's the Weekend!

Oh, yur a frequent flyer, I did not know. Come on over and you will only be charged as an accomplice. Hot diggety!!!!!! Kick Fletch in the balls so he wont follow. I am here waiting.

What the heck is taking you so long? Put some gas in that puppy and step on it girl.
This thing will crystalize if kept at the same state much longer.

Do you need me to sing Fletch a lullaby or can you find yur way here? I can only go back so many times and press a cloth saturated in formeldahyde to her mouth, hurry.

Sure, now that I am all smoked up and got a 4 hr woody I dont need to hear yur report of a stop off for a cheeseburger & fries and leave me here in a painful way.
Here I was thinkin well heck, I am only marginally hot and got passed up this year for People Mags 10 Prettiest Boys with Large Commendations. You have just ignored me in a major public way and I hereby hate you so bad I wanna make yur eyeballs roll back and forget you ever treated me this way.

I'm hungry as can be. Lets meet without any C.c members to bear witness. How bout Dennys? I have connects in the way of challenging the cook to do 3 Over easy. I just bet you love some hash browns, huh? I can only tell ya honey, Ican dust off a big pile of hash browns and I promise I will slobber that gravy all over myself until you finally give in. Now my truck has gas and is fired up awaiting other deals, are you in or what?

Yeah, thats what I kinda figgered, Fletch blew love songs into yur ears and you got weak and foresake me. This is not a diss, baby, I am only commenting on yur ol mans' sleeplessness that we cant go party late night. Dont let my jelly roll lead you astray in yur thinkin- that thing is just a comforting factor when you lose control and things git outta hand. My ol lady dont cook squat fer me and I have taken to accepting deals that include free food, conditionally. Home-cooked and served in bed if you want the truth.
I mean if you have no sympathy just picture a guy like me rubbing grapes across his own nipples and feeding the dogs tail to myself.

Okay then . I can handle the rejection. Dont blame me if I run off with a Taliban-lookin beyotch with unibrows from Hooterz. You dug yur own grave here and dont blame me if in the future you are required to raise that lil' coot as my babysitter. I'll show that litle cocksucker who is boss and strap some WMDs to my grenade vest and assault the local chikkin coop.

I'm trying to catch up! Just getting mine going, does seem like someone tainted yours!