Thread: I apologize for being stupid.

Ordered Trophies for James, Buggs and Chick Bash to be picked up yesterday. Guess what......yep........never freaking crossed my mind when I got off work. And yes, they are not open on weekends.

Just left a message incase someone goes in today. I don't live far from them. Maybe I will get lucky.

If not, I will have to deliver the trophy at a later date. Sorry all. I hate being a moron.

Dayton

well look at it this way Dayton cant be but one person that will be upset and I am sure whoever it is will be O.K.

i'm just shakin my head!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Ordered Trophies for James, Buggs and Chick Bash to be picked up yesterday. Guess what......yep........never freaking crossed my mind when I got off work. And yes, they are not open on weekends.

Just left a message incase someone goes in today. I don't live far from them. Maybe I will get lucky.

If not, I will have to deliver the trophy at a later date. Sorry all. I hate being a moron.

Dayton

Shoer will be glad to make the drive to pick up his trophy...

Originally Posted by slabenomics

well look at it this way Dayton cant be but one person that will be upset and I am sure whoever it is will be O.K.

I never looked at it that way. Good point!:D:D:D

Originally Posted by DonG

Shoer will be glad to make the drive to pick up his trophy...

Yes I will. A C.c Bash Trophy has yet to grace my mantle alongside all my other trophies. There are all my bareback bronc riding trophies, my Grammy for Up & Cumming Male Actor from the American Pornflicks Guild, a Lifetime Achievement Award from Zig Zag Papers, Inc., a plaque honoring my inductment into the Million Pack Club from PallMall, several competitive eating trophies, and of course all my medals earned for scaling Hill 193 through murderous enemy fire and taking out an entire battalion of commies with a
butter knife. Room on the mantle is scarce anymore, but by shifting a cpl Nobel Peace Prizes and repositioning the framed cover of the Aug 2007 issue of People Magazines' 20 Most Handsome Men, in which I am featured, I can clear some room for a few bash trophies.

i dont know if i should share a boat with such an highly decorated individual. maybe i can take your son.:D How is he BTW?

Originally Posted by horseshoer

Yes I will. A C.c Bash Trophy has yet to grace my mantle alongside all my other trophies. There are all my bareback bronc riding trophies, my Grammy for Up & Cumming Male Actor from the American Pornflicks Guild, a Lifetime Achievement Award from Zig Zag Papers, Inc., a plaque honoring my inductment into the Million Pack Club from PallMall, several competitive eating trophies, and of course all my medals earned for scaling Hill 193 through murderous enemy fire and taking out an entire battalion of commies with a
butter knife. Room on the mantle is scarce anymore, but by shifting a cpl Nobel Peace Prizes and repositioning the framed cover of the Aug 2007 issue of People Magazines' 20 Most Handsome Men, in which I am featured, I can clear some room for a few bash trophies.

I fail to understand how such a hero cannot be a avid connoisseur of fine southern grits and sweet potatoes.What about the award from Hooters?

Originally Posted by Crappisaurusrex

i dont know if i should share a boat with such an highly decorated individual. maybe i can take your son.:D How is he BTW?

Yur guess is as good as mine. I hope he's okay. I have called there several times but quit trying finally. Wish the little tyke would move back, the replacements that moved in include 2 teenage goth skaters. It took the disappearance of 2 skateboards and a custom ramp before they got the hint that crap left behind our vehicles or in the driveway goes on a 1 way trip.
They dont much care for ol Shoer ever since one of the 1st days they lived around here and decided to use our paved driveway to skate on. They dont live on this property and have no business anywhere near here but I dont care, I understand they're kids and need sumthin to do and they got nuthin but gravel where they are. However, both consider themselves some kinda
bada$$es and one made the mistake of just standing in the middle of the drive as I was leaving one day, as if I am supposed to slow down or stop for him until he decides the game is over and walks outta the way. I did the expected and progressively slowed down slower & slower as I neared. I could see the pleasure in the punks eyes I was so close, and almost to a standstill when I put the pedal down to the floor. There was 1 split second where I saw the look that said he thought it was a bluff and I would brake hard. Its good for him he didnt wait for a 2nd split second cuz he just barely got off the road as I whizzed by. THEN I hit the brakes and jumped out, they ran off thru the trees towards where they live. Linda had had the same problem with them just standing in the drive as we drove so they were due a little entry course on my policy regarding dipchits who act stupid.
:D:D Wasnt 3 days later I am sittin on the front steps with Boudreaux unwinding after work, havin a smoke & coffee. The 2 Goth boyz are skating and the same one who had the unsuccessful game of chikkin with me ran over his trenchcoat with his skateboard and knocked himself clean out.
I put the dog up and ran over there. Sent his buddy over to wherever they live to get an adult. Kid came to in about a min but dint know which end was up. I had taken his cap off and pressed it against a pretty good gash in his forehead. Bout the time he got coherant I told him rather than give up his trenchcoat to skate in I suggested a lift kit for the skateboard like you see on lowriders.
His Dad came runnin over with the friend and hollered "is he ok?" as they neared. I said yeah, about as ok as it gets for a kid who goes sailing down a driveway at 20 mph on a skateboard with his trenchcoat draggin in front of the front wheels. In defense of the kid, Dad looked like he aint got the sense to know how to pour pee outta a cowboy boot.

Originally Posted by sedgeworth

I fail to understand how such a hero cannot be a avid connoisseur of fine southern grits and sweet potatoes.What about the award from Hooters?

No need to use the word "southern" in describing grits. There is no such thing as northern grits. Unless you add a little instant cocoa mix to em, and then they are no longer grits, but Malt O Meal. Which also sucks.

Hooters does not give out awards to their patrons, employees only is their policy. However, if I ever succeed in talking a Hooters girl to come over to my place I am gonna put her on something other than my mantle.