Shame on me. I punched out the ol lady.

[horseshoer]

Yep, shame on me for not being bigger than that but i just lost control and dangit, another shiner for her to pass off. I am sorry if this is not in the best interests and spirit of C.c., but I swear she begged for it and I musta had some form of temporary insanity goin' on. Believe me, I inquired to each & every male member here but got unanimous replies back that they themselves wouldnt punch her in the mouth but some of their friends would, and after IBNFSHN pm'ed me saying that has been the only way to deal with things in his experience I was just naturally overtaken with the urge to slap the ever-livin bejesus outta her. Thanks Bill, that worked just as you advised me and the wench has done been put in her place again. I mean this aint the first time. I am not a gentle man nor do I put up with sass from such quarters. PanMan verified this in consoling me in the telling that his first child was reared in the make-up of a nasty lovers quarrel. They were gonna name him Grudge but his ol lady prevailed. Dadgummit I wish she would come to, so I can put the period at the end of the sentence. I sure wish she hadnt grown so much fatty tissue around her mug that absorbs alotta the shock of a solid right hook. I dont know about you 12, but around here theres no 8 count if ya got any sass left in ya. Goddoggit I sure hope Tap has made it home. I worry about that guy, I swear. I would have to think twice about that company Blackberry before shagging wimmen from WV what gotta spit their chew out before getting down to biz. Dont you laugh in silence Doodlum, you
been blessed with ugly looks and therefore wimmen that would be otherwise skeert off take sympathy on you and give you one just outta compassion.
That sidekick of urine, C-Rex, is about a half-assed buddy. He invites me to all the Brunswick Stew family get-togethers but yet hides his sis from me, who we all know love each other deeply and then a cpl inches. That dam Greg been a thorn in my side forever and if it were not for breaking C-Rexs heart I would gladly swap my allegiance to her. I mean I have come to the conclusion that whole family is paddling with half an oar at best. I think I undestand however. How would Tony feel as I eat all the family Brunswick Stew and know somewhat of the perverse things I have to share with his sis without some hatred cast my way?
We must expand this site to not only cover VA Fishing and VA Off-Topic, but to include I will trade my sister for 4 wormy carp & a mullet. Man I am so lookin forward to going down to the Hot Ditch. The very name reminds me of a former lady friend who had taken a Norelco Shaver to herself at some point before we hooked er on up. I may have to stay 2 nights and wanted to know if any of you boys down in that quadrant mind if I puke on yur carpetting?
That Dustdew and Spec2 got me frothing at the mouth and I done dusted off all my Mirrolures and broke back Redfin floater/divers. I am ready and then some to cast a line into salt. I mean stoked up to the max. After asking around I had asked about fishing live bait or fresh dead under a popping cork. This is standard gear for redfish, trout, and flounder (bottom-rigged) in TX. I do know that the popping of the cork back home resonates a pod of shrimp or finger mullet cranked up in escape as gamefish feed on em. The very best times with maximum thrill in my fishin daze has been a live shrimp fished under a poppin cork with about 18" of 20 lb mono shock leader between swivel and # 10 treble hook. I am excited as a boneless, skinless wiener on its first date.
That dang Spec2 has some heinous pics over the years with family members that look like extras from Deliverance. I can hardly wait to meet em and that my friends is the bona fide truth. I am gonna take him some smoked eggz to thwart off any munchies he may encounter. Jesus, I'm hoping I make a good impression and git invited to eat T-Givin Dinner with his clan. He said he takes a "pie for the road" and I'll be damned if we both got a terrible case of the munchies and have to fight over food.

[Ranger690]

[Crappisaurusrex]

Unless you want to be called daddy again i would leave sis alone! they are adding one to the populus. You didnt miss much on the stew. didnt use enough dark meat this time. Plus too much alcohol by the help.

[horseshoer]

Originally Posted by Crappisaurusrex

Unless you want to be called daddy again i would leave sis alone! they are adding one to the populus. You didnt miss much on the stew. didnt use enough dark meat this time. Plus too much alcohol by the help.

That alcohol can be a minus. Are ya serious Rex, Greg & Kat are in foal? Holy crap man! That is great and betcha knowing what little I do of Sis, she will finally be fulfilled. I know it all depends on who ya are and how yur related but Bet she is a good mama and you sucker are an uncle! I want a spot in this and will show up, what a hoot!!!!!!!
Has Greg been a good companion? I would invite him into my family in one sense but kick his butt on the other. You know I a;lways joke about Sis and me but you also now I respect her, yur family, and I would have to get the can opener out if she was done wrong and you would be pressed to have me as a bro-in-law. Lemme know, I want to give up some diapers for a good cause.

I dont know her well but bet Katherine will be complete with a baby and Greg best do his part!!!! You know I love ya man and we can share a boat and kick it around if need be.

[Crappisaurusrex]

Thanks i will let you know when time gets close. She is having a rough time now but will be tickled to death when its over. I cant wait to get some sittin in. I watched the twins at 6 weeks old, doesnt get any better than that!

[horseshoer]

You know man you are one of the first here and I lhave always liked any interaction and chit-talkin between us. I might be mistaken but I feel like every minute we have shared on a boat together we have spoken from the heart in all phases of life as we find it. We are long overdue and those that happened upon the site are all welcome and just as much cherished but there was a few trips from the get-go that made famililiarization buddies of us all. Do ya remember when wer first met? Everyonre had a case of the jitters meeting like that the first time, and the love only blossumed. You was there at the first bash where Pan, Bill, and anyone related to C.c met the first time. For those of ya , it was Squirrel, Hunter, his son, Reelfun, Dusty, IBNFIUSHSN, myself, and my "son-in-law," Dusty used to showe up with his Border Collie janice who became a dog attached to our first bashes. She was photogenic and Dusty was a helluva guy, always fishin outta a tub with Janice in it. Dayton came to refusing a group0 pic without Janice in it, and Boscoe, Farmer, and I stayed upon the banks of the NW River and had the best commeraderie 3 folks could have talkin on the banks in the aftermath. IOt 3was the beginninging of some lasting friendships based on nothing. We here on the Va Forum give it out and take it. There is some serious beauty to that. I will tell ya freely that we have come to be a tight bond, we all have our favorites and relate to

[horseshoer]

Well can I babysit? I like dirty diaper scmucks just fine and can change a diaper too. These kids cant help but crap their pants and I am big enuf to do mop-up on them little bastards. We had a what would now be known as a diaper bin, complete with major blach but cloth diapers wrung thru an ol-fashioned machine with the wringer.
When is Sis due man.? You know I love her so much I would make a pledge to see thatb baby graduate. You can invite me into the family and I pledge I will be that babys' godfather and love SIS and Greg like family. Say the word Bocephus, I bet ya I'll be there.

[horseshoer]

Originally Posted by Crappisaurusrex

Thanks i will let you know when time gets close. She is having a rough time now but will be tickled to death when its over. I cant wait to get some sittin in. I watched the twins at 6 weeks old, doesnt get any better than that!

I always saw Sis as a good-looker that had issues with the ol man or life in general. You know dang well I have always played it up but knew you as her bro. Now Tony, dadgummit man. I have kids and grandkids, I love my son & daughter both. My son has 3 of my grandkids in Tacoma, WA., my daughter has my 12 yr old grandson in Hawaii, that sucker is a baseball-playin fool.
Do you or anyone believe in taking in a kid? I want one so desperately just to be his or her parent. I may come off as a shallow person but I have the wherewithal believe me, to raise another child, and I long for one that needs me. I am so happy to tell you all and be what I am to whoever, that I have ri8dden myself od predudice and just want another kid to raise. You wanna hear it here it is: I am happy tosay that in ths day & age I want a kid tht has the beliefs he was raised in and give him another chance. I want to adopt this kid right now and [i] dont care what he was raised into.

Go where I found myself.

[crappie12]

Sorry to burst your bubble there buddy, but they do background checks, wizz quizzes and such to adopt a child. Not saying you would not be a good father, I just know the loops you have to go through as the attorney I work for does that! And, the process is not cheap.

[Crappisaurusrex]

absolutely, thats how we got to have brittany. her folks couldnt or wouldnt do the right thing. had her almost five years. Kinda rough at times but with a lot of help from other folks it was nice. Would definetly do it again. Having her around and interacting with her friends we found out there is a ton of kids that need someone to care for them. Had a house full many times. i wish you could have been there when we had Brittany and one of her friends and five mexican kids for the weekend. Got a pic of them at the kitchen table chowing down breakfast. First time they had cinnamin rolls, kid picked it up and asked was it a biscut.

Originally Posted by horseshoer

I always saw Sis as a good-looker that had issues with the ol man or life in general. You know dang well I have always played it up but knew you as her bro. Now Tony, dadgummit man. I have kids and grandkids, I love my son & daughter both. My son has 3 of my grandkids in Tacoma, WA., my daughter has my 12 yr old grandson in Hawaii, that sucker is a baseball-playin fool.
Do you or anyone believe in taking in a kid? I want one so desperately just to be his or her parent. I may come off as a shallow person but I have the wherewithal believe me, to raise another child, and I long for one that needs me. I am so happy to tell you all and be what I am to whoever, that I have ri8dden myself od predudice and just want another kid to raise. You wanna hear it here it is: I am happy tosay that in ths day & age I want a kid tht has the beliefs he was raised in and give him another chance. I want to adopt this kid right now and [i] dont care what he was raised into.

Go where I found myself.