OT: Home on the Range with J. Shoer

horseshoer · #1 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 06:47 AM

You lucky rotten doggz. "Occaquon with Girls Gone Wild", "Western Branch Today", "Only 602 at Buggs", "Wore Fillet Knife Out at Diascund".
You suck, the whole lot of you. While you all fish, I am left behind the scenes to quietly care for our nations' horses. Thats okay though, my upcoming week looks like I may be able to lay to rest a granny, maybe 2 early on in the week.

horseshoer · #2 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 06:50 AM

Fringe Benny:

Boudreaux not quite with the program yet. I have an 8 A.M. for 1st appt. today, he likes to sleep in with his buddy Swamp Donkey.

Ranger690 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 08:44 AM

I'm with ya Jeffy. It really gripes me when everyone is out playing except me. Bunch of weiners. I took the family down to check the Lake Chesdin ramp yesterday. Wanted to see if there was enough ramp/water to launch the boat this morning. Nope. However, there was enough water to soak me and my wallet while feeling the ramp dropoff with my foot! Luckily, my wife didn't have the camera out until I was back on my feet and up the ramp.

My kids thought it was really funny that I had to ride home my underwear, sitting on some papertowels.

If things don't change soon, I could see myself have to resort to a trip with Cork-a-reno!

Dayton

Corker · #4 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ranger690

If things don't change soon, I could see myself have to resort to a trip with Cork-a-reno!

That can be arranged--except Ches-dune won't be the destination.

Ranger690 · #5 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 09:09 AM

Well, lets go.!

Ranger690 · #6 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 09:18 AM

Uh O, never mind, I see that you have family in. Enjoy it. If your daughters ask about me, I can probably make time to come over!

Dayton

ShellQuacker · #7 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ranger690

I'm with ya Jeffy. It really gripes me when everyone is out playing except me. Bunch of weiners. I took the family down to check the Lake Chesdin ramp yesterday. Wanted to see if there was enough ramp/water to launch the boat this morning. Nope. However, there was enough water to soak me and my wallet while feeling the ramp dropoff with my foot! Luckily, my wife didn't have the camera out until I was back on my feet and up the ramp.

My kids thought it was really funny that I had to ride home my underwear, sitting on some papertowels.

If things don't change soon, I could see myself have to resort to a trip with Cork-a-reno!

Dayton

So it was like......2ft. deep?

horseshoer · #8 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 12:32 PM

Croaker, VA. Right near York River State Park.

horseshoer · #9 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 12:37 PM

If the weather will cooperate I can fish Tues, Wed. I think.

Ranger690 · #10 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 12:42 PM

2' deep. 2' deep? Oh.....a short joke. Now that is funny. Ho Ho Ho. He He He. Ha Ha Ha! Te-he-giggle. If I only had a nickle for......oh forget it. Do you even care that I fell on my duff and cound Have BEEn KILLED! My lord man....show some compassion.

In case you are wondering...I'm fine. Just jammed a pinky. Right side boggers are safe for a day or two.

Dayton