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    Default The Power of a Badge......

    ..Just a bit of humor bout our know it all government agents. no harm intended in any way to any body.....

    DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher.
    He
    tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
    drugs."
    The rancher says, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there," as he
    points out the location.


    The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the
    authority of
    the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket,
    he
    removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this
    badge?
    This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No
    questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
    understand? "


    The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.


    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
    officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis
    bull......



    With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems
    likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is
    clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence
    and
    yells at the top of his lungs.....



    " Your badge. Show him your BADGE !
    OLD AGE AIN'T FOR SISSY'S. !!! !

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    :D:D:DThat's a good 'un!:D:D:D The world IS full of folks like that though.

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    LOL, now that's funny :D:D:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabowman View Post
    :D:D:DThat's a good 'un!:D:D:D The world IS full of folks like that though.
    Are you talking about the bull? :D


    That ia a funny one
    WP the other white meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrappieKidd View Post
    Are you talking about the bull? :D


    That ia a funny one
    That bull was about to get a bad taste in his mouth!:D:D:D

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    good one.
    Live and Learn."Life's short fish Hard"

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    I liked it. Good one!
    Get Da Net! :D

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