Thread: I'm going to jail

Just receied this email.


ATTENTION: SIR/MADAM.

For your information, we have been authorized by the President Barack Obama to get everyone who is involved in money laudering and terrorism; this was as a result of what happened by a Nigerian man with reported links to al-Qaida who tried to blow up USA airliner with a new type of explosive device on Friday the 25th December before he was subdue by passengers in what officials said was an attempted Christmas Day terror.

Now your name has also been included in the list of terrorism and money laudering because you have been taking this matter for granted since but now we have started taking our legal action because no one is above the law and we cannot allow anyone to bring shame to our country hence you have decided not to co-operate with us by furnishing us with the required certificate, we have therefore forwarded your name and information including your picture to the office of the Presidency as he required and right now he has warned us seriously and ordered that we should get everyone arrested and charge them to court immediately because this is not a childish play.

The best you can do right now is to forward to us the certificate that is FBI Identification Record and Tax Clearance so that we can forward it to the President and tell him that you earned the fund legally and not a money laudering or for sponsoring terrorism because this is what we are going to charge you for, we hope you know the penalty and our government will not tolerate it any longer. For your information, you have only 3 working days to provide it otherwise you will be arrested immediately and hand your case file over to the presidency.

The ball is in your court, note that the person you will contact that will help you to get the certificate is Peter Benson Esq from London, United Kingdom. We are now back and ready to take up this case to any level because we cannot sit down and watch not only foreigners but also our own citizens be involve in illegal action, especially in money laundry and terrorism.

Be warned and don’t fail to get back to us immediately otherwise you will hear our knock on your door with hand-cuff on your return to this message, we are going to confirm the email address of Peter Benson Esq so that you can contact him for the issuance of the certificate. God Bless The United States of America.

We look forward to hear from you today.

ROBERT MUELLER, III
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation


Who's going to bail me out?? I wonder if the crappie fishing is any good
at GITMO.:D

how many stupid elected officals it took to compose that trash and how much us taxpayers had to shell out to cover their salaries and the postage to mail it? Probably somewhere around 5-10 Billion.

They will set up a committee to study the problems of this letter

Dang Beagler, from Riches to Rags!

I just hope they serve good food while I'm in jail.

Originally Posted by beagler

I just hope they serve good food while I'm in jail.

I sure hope when they lock me up they got plenty of fried bologna sanwiches. :D:D That oughta make a stay worthwhile

Originally Posted by beagler

...you have only 3 working days...

Well, Beagler....There's your LOOPHOLE! Since you dont work no more you have FOREVER to get those documents. Dang! I knew I shoulda been a lawyer.:D

Originally Posted by gabowman

Well, Beagler....There's your LOOPHOLE! Since you dont work no more you have FOREVER to get those documents. Dang! I knew I shoulda been a lawyer.:D

3 days to get the documents, I got 3 days to get the heck out of Dodge. I wonder what Canada's like this time of year?

beagler, just remember if you get locked up i wont be able to come visit you as they still old posters floating around with my mug on em. you'll be on your own :D

Your tax dollars at work.