Thread: fourty four and counting......

the wife had to work saturday on overtime. when we got up sat morning i noticed she was acting sorta funny, not her usual self as she seemed madder at me than usual. I never did figger what was stuck in her craw and give up on trying to figger it out and put it on the back burner. untill about noon time when one my crumb snatchers called and wished me a happy anniversary. i was sorta slow, trying to figger out anniversary on what and it struck me........44 years of wedded blis to the hen. i made it up to her when she got off tho. took her out to dinner to the buffet at kfc in york. its been 40 hours now since shes had much to say to me. i guess i blowed any chance of a nice christmas present. I swear if i had it to do over again id got married around june or july and by christmas shed be done forgot how forgetful i am......and maybe id get something i want. when she gets pissed off at me when im near a gift gettin time she gets me a neck tie. I think shes hoping ill hang myself with it.

Originally Posted by rango

the wife had to work saturday on overtime. when we got up sat morning i noticed she was acting sorta funny, not her usual self as she seemed madder at me than usual. I never did figger what was stuck in her craw and give up on trying to figger it out and put it on the back burner. untill about noon time when one my crumb snatchers called and wished me a happy anniversary. i was sorta slow, trying to figger out anniversary on what and it struck me........44 years of wedded blis to the hen. i made it up to her when she got off tho. took her out to dinner to the buffet at kfc in york. its been 40 hours now since shes had much to say to me. i guess i blowed any chance of a nice christmas present. I swear if i had it to do over again id got married around june or july and by christmas shed be done forgot how forgetful i am......and maybe id get something i want. when she gets pissed off at me when im near a gift gettin time she gets me a neck tie. I think shes hoping ill hang myself with it.

A KFC buffet all the way in York and she still ain't happy? She sure high maintenance

I been married for 18 wonderful years....24 in all.

I was roomin' with my girlfreinds bestfreind and her girlfreind roommate cause she had a big yard for my dogs, and would tend to them while I was at work. Or fishin'. Cheap rent too. I met the wife while livin' there. Somehow jealousy took over the wife after about five years. Guess she should've seen the writin' on the wall.
Suffered through it for 20 more like an idiot, Waitin' on walkin' papers this Jan. At least you got one without the GREEN DISEASE!
I look back sometimes and fault myself for being innocent of accusations. Lord help me if theres a next one! No more UGLY STICK commercials. You know the one!

God bless ya'll @ 44.

A KFC Buffet, what a nice dinner, You could have taken her to a Fast-Fare for a hot dog and a cold drink But the Fast-Fare meal would mean another tie for Christmas :D:D:D

Congrats to the both of you for 44 years together

congrats to you Rango on the 44yr mark and condolences to Ms. Kitty for having to suffer so long...:D btw, if you killed Bango I hope Ms. Kitty puts a turd in your christmas stocking:D

Rango, you oughta become a business man. I'd bet you have the biggest assortment of neckties of any man. Every Christmas is probably the same for ya too.

For years my wife had one of them plates somebody made and give us when we married. It was easy...all I had to do was look at that plate and I'd know my anniversary. That gift came almost 33 years ago. I KNOW it dint get broken cause it was better than any calendar they was for remembering that date. I think she did away with it for spite, seeing would I remember. And I have....well, all but a couple times. Since then my daughter has always reminded me 'cause...well let's say...it stayed a little tense around here for a few days.

Anyways, happy 44th anniversary to you and Ms Kitty (God bless her soul!)

Originally Posted by burdawg

btw, if you killed Bango I hope Ms. Kitty puts a turd in your christmas stocking:D

Now that's funnnnnny!:D:D:D:D:D

Congrats to you Rango. It takes a lot of work sometimes to make those women happy but at least when they be happy you be happy.
Maybe she just needed to have you take her out on a nitestalk or something.

Originally Posted by rango

the wife had to work saturday on overtime. when we got up sat morning i noticed she was acting sorta funny, not her usual self as she seemed madder at me than usual. I never did figger what was stuck in her craw and give up on trying to figger it out and put it on the back burner. untill about noon time when one my crumb snatchers called and wished me a happy anniversary. i was sorta slow, trying to figger out anniversary on what and it struck me........44 years of wedded blis to the hen. i made it up to her when she got off tho. took her out to dinner to the buffet at kfc in york. its been 40 hours now since shes had much to say to me. i guess i blowed any chance of a nice christmas present. I swear if i had it to do over again id got married around june or july and by christmas shed be done forgot how forgetful i am......and maybe id get something i want. when she gets pissed off at me when im near a gift gettin time she gets me a neck tie. I think shes hoping ill hang myself with it.

Just need to get her a fresh pack of crappie hooks or something.:D

44 times and she still aint got that knot tied right? maybe next time... Congratulations to ya'll !