1. your boat is nicer and cleaner then any other vehicle you own.
2.your cheapest rod and reel cost more then your most expeensive suit.
3. your monthly household budget includes:
a.Mortgage
B.Power Bills
C.Cable bill for fishing shows
D.Bass Pro Shops
4.you have to be careful not to get a hook in your hand when you reach into your glove box because there are at least three lures in there from your last fishing trip.
5.You've conducted a conference call on your cell phone and reeled in a fish at the same time.
6.A fire breaks out on your boat, you put it out and continue to fish.
7.you spend your birthday on the water fishing.
8.You cried when your kid asked for there first fishing rod.
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Pepper & Ice
Think I've been there also. Lots of truth in there.:D
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
Some people have heroes that wear capes.
MY heroes wear kevlar vests embossed with the Eagle, Globe and Anchor
9. your boat mechanic has you arrested for harrassing phone calls only 24 hours after you give him your boat for repairs.
if you have any add on
Pepper & Ice
10. You tell wife that you would like a romantic night stalk on your annivesary.
WP the other white meat.
11. Your wife says OK to the nightstalk on your anniversary.
Proud Member of Team Geezer
break out the Viagra
12. When your wife gives you that funny look when you say "I need a new rod and reel".:D
13. Your wife has your mail forwarded to your favorite lake.
To make life enjoyable, you must have crappie days.
14. You have more clothes in your boat than you do in your closet at home!
15. You wake up in the middle of MOST nights screaming "Get the NET!"...
16. Your wife wakes up frantically moving to do so ^^^^^^^^!:D
....The fishing is SLOW.... haha Good post Cruise
Hooking up every chance I get!
16: you know the legal size limits of all species of fish...but not wifes birthday or your wedding anniversary...
OLD AGE AIN'T FOR SISSY'S. !!! !