Thread: A Little Joke....

Well if you forget your license or just don't have them you could try this trick! Tell me how it works for ya.... :D

Phantom Fish

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" the man asked.

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now tell it in Spanish.

Originally Posted by brettw

now tell it in Spanish.

english:D:D:D:D

thats a good one

LOL CB, I wonder how many will try that now!!!:D

Ol Willy was pulling his boat up to the ramp to load up for the day when the Game Warden drove up and took a look at his catch.

"Willy, what'd you use for bait?", the warden asked him.
"Don't use no bait. I just kinda find a nice quiet spot and the fish just sorta drift up to top and I just gather them up, Warden."

Unbelieving, the warden told Willy that unless he wanted to go to jail for obstructing a peace officer, he was gonna have to show him. So Willy and the warden take off across the lake and Ol Willy pulls up to a nice quiet spot in a secluded cove.

"Now you see that there point, Warden?", Willy asks as he points behind the warden. The warden turns to see what Ol Willy is talking about, and as he's turned, Willy pulls a half stick of dynamite out of his overalls, pushes a fuse into the end of it and lights the fuse from his cigarette.

"I don't see what yer'a talking about Willy", the warden says as he turns around.

Willy shoves the lit half stick of dynamite into the warden's hand and the warden looks surprised, "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?", he asks.

"You got about 5 more seconds on that fuse, Warden, so the real question is this, "Did you come out here to talk or to fish?"

The moral of this story is, Ol Willy don't care who he fishes with, just as long as they ain't too gabby.

Ol Wiily better not take my bride fishin....he will need a new boat......

good ones...