Thread: Duck hunting story

I was in Missouri last weekend and we were sitting in a pit swappin stories and telling lies. I looked out the end of the pit and my buddies dog was licking his ----s. I just blurted out "man I wish I could do that". My buddy looks at me and calmly says. "Hell Torch I will hold his head if you want to try".

I will never live it down. We laughed so hard we all had tears in our eyes.

Originally Posted by torch

I was in Missouri last weekend and we were sitting in a pit swappin stories and telling lies. I looked out the end of the pit and my buddies dog was licking his ----s. I just blurted out "man I wish I could do that". My buddy looks at me and calmly says. "Hell Torch I will hold his head if you want to try".

I will never live it down. We laughed so hard we all had tears in our eyes.

Torch, if you could do that, you wouldn't need a woman.......

take a crap this time, did ya? LOL Still laughing at that one

Originally Posted by crappie mama

Torch, if you could do that, you wouldn't need a woman.......

No way am I gonna get in this conversation with you! lol

Ain;t no way I'm sticking my foot where it don;t belong

ROFLMAO!! That's funny right there.

That ain't half as ignernt as showing up here and saying it out loud. LOL.

Wannabe...

that aint right LOL

Yep. Not my words, but - have often heard it said,
"If guys could do that theirself, women would have a bounty on them" :D

So did he bite you or follow you home Torch?:D