Two men were fishing....
They found a bottle floating on the water, retrieved it, rubbed it, and a genie popped out.
"I'll grant each of you one wish," said the genie. The first man wished for a new fishing boat, all decked out, complete with outboard, the whole nine yards.
Poof! New boat!
The second man wished for the lake to be turned into beer.
Poof! The lake is now made of beer.
"You dummy!" exclaimed the first man. "Now we'll have to pee in the boat!"
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TRUST ME......Wannabe is the one that wanted the boat because Bigger can't go fishing without beer or peeing in the lake!!! :D:D:D Thanks for the story, Satdoc!!!
Ain't no skinny fish in my cooler!!!
cutting the grass and cleaning the house. Bigger says you do all that and he sits on his fat butt and barks out orders. Is that true?
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Durn DD, That Didnt Get Bigger To Respond? Must Be Some Truth To It Then....
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That's what he told me the other day on the phone though. He sits around and tells her what to do. Said she just says YES SIR and jumps to it. Thought it sounded funny BUTTTT, she ain't denying it
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Hold on there cowboy.....the truth about it is that he won't let me mow the grass cause he is afraid that I will flip the mower over ontop of me. And he is always fishing and ain't never home to bark out orders. Wanna go toe to toe with me, I can come back with it anytime!!!!!I might be little, but I can hold my own.
Ain't no skinny fish in my cooler!!!
Was wondering when the WOMAN in her would take over and she couldn't take it no mo, then HAVE to respond hehehe:D:D:D:D:D
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You know I'm funnin with ya. Ain't NO WAY I'd make you mad and get my rear end whooped
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I know you'd kick my butt. You've had plenty of practice of kicking Nathans. LOL
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