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  1. 03-22-2018, 05:58 PM #1
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    Default Almost got whipped today


    Took the bus across town today. Everything was fine til a lady got on the bus and I could see she and the driver had words. She came back and sat next to me. She was mad as a wet hen. Being the considerate gentleman that I am I asked her what the problem might be. She was mad because the driver had told her that her child was the ugliest kid he had ever seen. I told her " Just go back up there and give that driver a piece of your mind! I'll hold your monkey for you." That's when it all started.
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    Too funny!


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    At least he didn't say the kid looked like his mother...

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    That's great.
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