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  1. 06-27-2017, 10:17 AM #1
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    Default Dad was mean


    Asked me "What has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"
    I said "You can't fool me ...a chair!"
    "Not this time...your dog died" he replied.

    He was mean.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
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    Gomer, you are a mess. Crying as I type.
    Tell'em I'll be there.
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    I'm not what made me gag more..... the joke or the ad at the bottom about Momma June!!

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