A guy is 70 years old and loves to hunt.
He was sitting on a log the other day when he heard a voice say,
'Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he
was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.'
He looked down on the ground, and there sat a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll
turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that
all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his hunting coat.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I
said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his coat, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
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With age comes wisdom.
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