Crappie.com       Crappie.com      

 

Go Back   Crappie.com > Crappie Fishing - Crappie.com > Off Topic Forum
Funny Phrases Funny Phrases
User Name
Password

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 08-17-2008, 07:26 PM
Jim Manz's Avatar
Crappie Wall Hanger II
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Guyton, GA
Posts: 955
Default Funny Phrases
Everyone post up funny phrases you have seen on t-shirts, bumber stickers, etc.

Here's one I recently saw...

"Ever stop to think...
and then never start again?"
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 08-17-2008, 08:37 PM
Crappie Wall Hanger II
  
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 568
Default
Seen one today I like,It was on a tee shirt a girl was wearing,It read.
I'm not mean.
I just don't like you.
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 08:25 AM
Crappie.com 1K Star General
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Rossville Georgia
Posts: 1,242
Default
I like the one on my cozy "JUST BECAUSE I DON'T CARE DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND"
__________________
get d net <*((((((>{
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 08:49 AM
Crappie Wall Hanger II
  
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Lake Norman, North Carolina
Posts: 838
Default
I dont give a $hit....but when I do, you'll be the first one I give it to.
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 10:36 AM
big "E"'s Avatar
Crappie.com 2K Star General
  
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Sharpening hooks and studying maps...
Posts: 2,979
Default
happiness is a northbound yankee.
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 10:59 AM
STUMP HUNTER's Avatar
Moderator
  
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: PIEDMONT SC
Posts: 1,163
Default
Smart Fish Swim Back Wards To Keep The Water Out Of Their Eyes
__________________
It can't be finer than Spider Rigging for Crappie in Carolina
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 10:59 AM
CastandBlast's Avatar
Crappie Wall Hanger
  
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Greenbrier, Ar.
Posts: 406
Default
We don't give a darn how you did it up north!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 12:13 PM
father of 4's Avatar
Crappie.com 1K Star General
  
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Big town of Paducah Texas
Posts: 1,138
Default
I saw a bumper sticker on a motor home that said "Get Even With Your Kids, Die Broke"
__________________
When you see a Soldier, shake their hand. When you see a Vet, shake their hand. When you see a flagburner "SHOOTEM"
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 08-18-2008, 12:40 PM
magnum500's Avatar
Trophy King II
  
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Fountain Inn, SC
Posts: 359
Default
Bumper sticker on a Jeep; "TO MOST PEOPLE IT IS A JEEP, BUT TO A REDNECK IT IS A GIFT FROM GOD!"
__________________
To make life enjoyable, you must have crappie days.
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 08-19-2008, 03:27 PM
Bowfin's Avatar
Crappie Wall Hanger II
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lancaster, SC
Posts: 690
Default
Don't remember where i saw this...

If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
__________________
John 21:3
Simon Peter said to them, "I am going fishing." They said to him, "We are going with you also." They went out and immediately got into the boat, and that night they caught nothing.

And we act like this Nightstalking thing is new.

For some excitment, read the next verse. A special guest arrived, they filled their coolers and had a fish fry on the beach...in the morning. My kind of people.- Bowfin
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Keep Crappie.com Alive - Your contributions are greatly appreciated.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:13 PM.

Contact Us - Crappie.com - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC7