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Some very interesting facts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now thatís more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pigís orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(Iím still not over the pig. )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Donít try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the maleís head off.
(Honey, Iím home. What the..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. Itís like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
( If youíre ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A catís urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrichís eye is bigger than its brain..
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, theyíll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
"Only Death will end my love affair with Texas"........... Bob Bullock
good stuff thanks
Supreme Leader of the Missouri Crappie Militia.........
I want to be a pig NOW!
That why my ex wife called me a "LION PIG"....... gee now I know!
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
I want to be a pig too! :D
Now the praying mantiz does give a new meaning to "No honey, I have a head ache!"
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary!
SMILE- A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
oink oink oink lol
Soldiers and Firefighters. Some people were meant to call 911, Some were meant to BE 911
I don't want to be a pig, rather be me and have a regular orgasm. Just never seems to be enough. If I were a pig, I would be content for at least a month before wanting another.
Besides, who would want to fall asleep half way through an orgasm?
LMAO... Too Funny.. Thanks
Just be thankful you're not a praying mantis.....
If I Ain't Crappie Fishin', I'm Thinkin' About It............
The thing about the pig to me is authenticity. No matter what I say or what angle my open hand comes down on her hinder,my missus squealing just don't have that high-pitched squeal of a real hog, or those little grunting oinks on the downside.
Just my opinion.
12th Degree Ninja