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I have taught Christian Apologetics for years now and thought I would share some of my lighter learnings with the people of Crappie.com; jokes and maybe some interesting tidbits I have learned along the way, if there are no objections.
If this is outside the lines of what is allowed on this forum please let me know and I will not post anymore of this type content. I promise I will not flood the forum with it (spam), and will only continue if it is well received (and allowed).
On to the joke:
A scientist approaches God and says to Him "I can make life just like you can, therefore, the human race no longer needs you."
"Is that so?" God replies. "Then go ahead and show me what you can do."
So the scientist bends down and grabs a handfull of dirt.
"Now wait just a minute," God says "you need to get your own dirt!"
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Ha! I like it.
I fish as if it's my last chance.
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As long as you promote your opinion and do not and throw off on others all is good - but I will deletein a hurry if it gets a bit contaversial - don't be offened if you get deleted it happens to the best of us - not aimed at you just will try to avoid some things before they get started -so fire awayOriginally Posted by Rat
I have taught Christian Apologetics for years now and thought I would share some of my lighter learnings with the people of Crappie.com; jokes and maybe some interesting tidbits I have learned along the way, if there are no objections.
If this is outside the lines of what is allowed on this forum please let me know and I will not post anymore of this type content. I promise I will not flood the forum with it (spam), and will only continue if it is well received (and allowed).
On to the joke:
A scientist approaches God and says to Him "I can make life just like you can, therefore, the human race no longer needs you."
"Is that so?" God replies. "Then go ahead and show me what you can do."
So the scientist bends down and grabs a handfull of dirt.
"Now wait just a minute," God says "you need to get your own dirt!"
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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lol I thought the joke was very funny
Soldiers and Firefighters. Some people were meant to call 911, Some were meant to BE 911
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good one
FISH-ON!!!!!
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Good one , lmao
please enlighten us more.lol
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that is a good one, keep them coming
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Good un! :D
John 21:3
Simon Peter said to them, "I am going fishing." They said to him, "We are going with you also." They went out and immediately got into the boat, and that night they caught nothing.
And we act like this Nightstalking thing is new.
For some excitment, read the next verse. A special guest arrived, they filled their coolers and had a fish fry on the beach...in the morning. My kind of people.- Bowfin
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