Growing old

[Barnacle Bill]

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

[MTM]

Boy is that the truth Bill. LOL Ron

[izzysfishin]

Had snow yesterday morning, got to the job 35 mins. early and the boss was there so we parked behind him. I guess the coffee got to him and he stepped out of his truck to do his duty and down he went on the ice. I hollered to see if he was OK and he said fine and got back in. Ten mins. later the same thing happens only this time he comes up cussin and gets back in his truck. Well my buddy and I are crackin up now, anyway a few mins. pass and out he comes again. You guessed it, wham right on his keester. Only instead of cussin he just rolled over on his side and done his bidness, got up and told us to head to the house cause it was to slick to work. We laughed for 35 mls. all the home...izzy:D