I'm sick of hearing about those RAG HEADS and this cartoon...

[sac-a-lait]

Those people all need a nice clean shave and a butt kicking. I'm sick of them crying about this and that. It's ok to blow yourself and anyone around you up in the name of allah, but if some one draws a cartoon with a fuse in your head, then riots break out all over the world...I'm ready for WWIII...Yall attack us, land somewhere between Texas and Tampa, and I'll be there ready to help some of them speed the trip to allah up!!!

Have gun, will travel.

[Mack]

You know, I think that the interpertation of the "Mohammed with Turbin Bomb" was completely incorrect...I think it actually meant these ragheads are finally "blowing their OWN heads off". They have finally gone TOO far..and the world will respond in kind.

Enough is Enough !!!

[rango]

you think its bad now, wait till iran gets the bomb. they need to go ahead and take care of that problem now.

[LBM]

Thought this would be a good place to forward an email I received from a nephew in the service.

I support our troops and their efforts at defending our way of life which by the way includes one h*** of a lot of humor. This old world needs more humor and I thought I would pass some on. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.

FW: Directive, No More non PC T-shirts Overseas
...friend sends this memo along with the following comment... GIs by nature have such a great sense of humor. In the face of the most trying adversity, while standing knee deep in crap or in a raging storm, they will always be counted on to come up with such really good stuff as this. Damn, I love 'em!!

T-shirts are always a problem in the military. The following directive was issued by the Commanding Officer of a naval installation in the Mid-East and was obliviously directed at the Marines.

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt
of this directive.

4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

[crappiencali]

Sac-a-lait,

I here a brother. If you some help kicking those little bastards butt let me know. Ever since Sept. 11 I've deployed atleast once a year. A majorityof them don't want us there and to tell you the truth none of us want to be there. So whenever you are ready to throw some bows let me know. I have a lot of country boys that would help you out.

Dave