Kayak Accident

[smedley]

KAYAKING ACCIDENT


The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The trooper said....


"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow ! "

[crap-king]

now ain't you ashamed!!! they could have at least had some beer floating around there too

[izzysfishin]

SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT, and a missouri boy too...izzy GOOD ONE!

[horseshoer]

That really shoulda been in the Crappie Structure Forum, dontcha think? lol Oh man, I laughed hard at that one.
Jeff

[Charger]

Well seriously, who would want a woman with crabs?

[Barnacle Bill]

Well seriously, who would want a woman with crabs?

Good one!! LMAO