Serial Animal Killer On The Loose

[deep-v]

The ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)
has issued an animal cruelty alert, because of a rash of cases that has
cropped up in 2006.

It began on January 1 in western Pennsylvania, where a lion was
viciously attacked.

The next week, a bengal tiger in Ohio was horribly mauled. Apparently
the tiger's abuse had happened on a regular basis for many years.

A week later, a young horse in Indiana was battered. According to
rumors, the colt was injured because it was not properly protected.

Seven days later the crime spree moved west, when another horse was
beaten in Colorado. Experts believe the bronco's beating was related to
a snake that choked that same day.

Officials who have been tracking this series of events believe that the
attackers will strike next in Michigan. The apparent target is a group
of birds of prey that have been relocated from the Pacific Northwest.
While they predict there will be no incidents of animal cruelty this
week, analysts suspect that this lull in the crime spree end with a
particularly vicious attack the following week.

Witnesses say that the attackers at each scene are travelling with a
bus. Researchers tell us that the bus's final destination is Canton,
Ohio.

Organized crime trackers have found that the attackers are being
supported by a radical group of fanatics centered in western
Pennsylvania. The organization was founded in 1932 by a cigar-smoking
local man. After his death in 1988, his son took over and continues to
run the organization.

While no one has been able to find a way to stop the attackers, you can
protect yourself from them by twirling a small yellow towel over your head.

[gooch]

Go Cowboys uh I mean Seahawks

[mudwitch]

Wish the Steelers all the luck, they showed my Colts who is Boss.

[stumpbumpers]

You know what is even funnier than that story... I had to read the replies to get it. I'm not a sports fanatic, needless to say.

[mighty]

I wouldn't mind seeing Bettis get the ring, but I like both teams.
Its on this weekend

[DENNIS BOWERS]

Go Steelers!!!!!

[gmpartsman]

Your not alone stumpbumpers. When I started reading it PETA popped into
my mind until I started reading the replies.
I watched as much of the playoff games as I could and the Steelers seems to be just a little better than the Seahawks. Looking forward to a great game.

[CatFan]

Got to give it to the Steelers, even though I'm a Colts fan. When Bettis fumbled the ball, I was sure hoping the Colts were going to pull one out of their butts and win it, but afterwards, I thought what a shame it would have been for Bettis' last play in the NFL to have been a fumble that cost his team a playoff game.

[horseshoer]

Good luck. I am kinda siding with the Steelers cuz I like how Roethelsberger
has shown himself for such a short time playing pro. But mainly may the team that plays best win and the officiating not be a part of any game-decisive
outcome.
Jeff

[deep-v]

Got to give it to the Steelers, even though I'm a Colts fan. When Bettis fumbled the ball, I was sure hoping the Colts were going to pull one out of their butts and win it, but afterwards, I thought what a shame it would have been for Bettis' last play in the NFL to have been a fumble that cost his team a playoff game.

I agree with you that it would've been a shame if the game would've been decided on Bettis' fumble and have him go out that way, but in all honesty the game should've never even come down to that play. The refs blew the call on Troy Polamalu's interception which would've ended the game right then and there.

Oh well, water under the bridge as they say. Our Steeler's are in the Superbowl inspite of the bad officiating.


HERE WE GO STEEELER'S, HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!