Safe to swim here?

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While fishing off the coast of Florida a tourist capsized his boat
He could swim but his fear of aligators kept him
clinging to the side of the boat. Spotting an old beachcomber
standing on the shore the fisherman shouted " are there any
gators round here ?!"

"Naw" the man hollered back, "they ain't been here in years!"

Feeling safe the fisherman swam leisurely toward the shore.

About half way there the fisherman asked the beachcomber
" how did you get rid of the gators?" "We did not do nothing"
the beachcomber responded.

"The sharks gotem"

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2 friends were rented a boat and fished in a lake everyday.
One day they caught 30 fish - One guy said to his friend
"mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow!"

The next day when they were driving to rent the boat the
same guy asked his friend if he marked that spot?

The friend replied he had " I put a big X on the bottom of the boat

The other one told "You stupid fool! What if we don't get the same boat?!"

[crap-king]

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin
that was bigger and heavier than he was
On the way to the cleaning shed he ran into a
second angler who had a stringer of a dozen small spots
The second fisherman looked at the Marlin and then
turned to the first fisherman and said
"Only caught one eh?"