Tiger Woods Scandal Photos Pale before Citizenship Accusations

[georgem]

Tiger Woods Scandal Photos Pale before Citizenship Accusations

By Digger Burrows

Tiger Woods was in a minor traffic accident last week. While his car, a fire hydrant, and a tree or two suffered some damage, no other motorists were involved. Somehow or other this non story has been in the news daily with accusations of adultery and marital discord fanning the flames of scandal. Many have expressed outrage at Woods' silence, kicking and whining about their right to know all the details of his personal life. Some have gone so far as to threaten to hold their breath until they turn blue unless Woods tells them everything they want to find out.

Yesterday more serious concerns arose. Attorney Grizbor Tznuq, DVM, DD, JD has announced that he has filed suit in federal court alleging that Woods is not a natural born citizen and thus must give up his Masters titles. Tznuq says "We can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Woods is the child of a Basque father and Botswanan mother who entered the US illegally in the bilge of a Panamanian registry tramp steamer in 1977. His biography before his mysterious putting contest with Bob Hope on the Mike Douglas show in 1978 is a complete fabrication. His refusal to accept Thai citizenship in 2000 was the result of his fear of exposure. We have Woods' Maltese birth certificate and witnesses to his birth at a hospital in Mgarr."

Tznuq (below) has had an interesting career. He has previously filed suits contesting Disney's ownership of Mickey Mouse and Uncle Scrooge on behalf of the estate of Winsor McCay. His license to practice veterinary medicine has been suspended in 3 states on the grounds that he performed cosmetic surgery on undocumented aliens (human) in domestic service. Tznuq declined to comment on the suit or the licensing problems.

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[Fish4life71]

lmao, people are going nuts nowadays, his dad was not basgue,where do they get this crap...this is obviously made up crap, i wonder why people post stuff like this trying to make people think its actually true, if there was a suit filed it would be all over cnn and espn.

there is also no citizen requirement for the Masters so i dont see any sort of issue, people should check out stuff before they post

the supposed picture of Tznug is actually Ted Bundy during his murder trials

[georgem]

Fish4Life, it's on the interwebs, therefore it must be true. lol

I thought it was a funny story, but it was purely intended to be taken as satire, I doubt many people would be gullible enough to believe this one... on second thought....

[Fish4life71]

lmao i totally agree with the on second thought part

[drifter106]

Funny how that one guy looked like the serial killer a while back that was put to death killing several women out west....defended himself in court and was very effective per the judges comments. Having a real senior moment though...can't think of the guys name....

Last name was Bundy???????? sucks to get old and forget things....:D

[Fish4life71]

yeah the pic was of ted bundy

[georgem]

Theodore (Ted) Bundy -- Fish4Life noticed it immediately.

How are things looking in S.E. Ks drifter? Do you trout fish during the winter at Mined Land?

I'm ready to head down that way to hit the morels in a few weeks.

[GRIZZ]

I think some ignoramus is confusing Tiger with Obama.

[drifter106]

Theodore (Ted) Bundy -- Fish4Life noticed it immediately.

How are things looking in S.E. Ks drifter? Do you trout fish during the winter at Mined Land?

I'm ready to head down that way to hit the morels in a few weeks.

Pretty much stay after the crappies...drift for cats in the summer. Usually fish toronto, fall river, melvern and burlington. Morels...oh yea...then the asparagus.....dang, can't wait!!