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    In the beginning was the Plan...

    And then came the Assumptions....
    And the assumptions were without merit.
    And the Plan was without substance.

    And darkness was on the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of sh*t and it stinketh!"

    And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, "it is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof".

    And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong , such that none may abide by it".

    And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

    And the directors went unto the VP's saying unto them, "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

    And the VP's went unto the Prez saying unto him, "This plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects".

    And the Prez looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good....
    And The Plan became Policy....


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    Good read---
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    yep.

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