This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's in Florida.......and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever is available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY THERE: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they are better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be: "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Scorpio.
I don't know if it's true or not but is sure was interesting.
Thats a good one ! A few years ago we went to bass pro, they were offering a free T-shirt and a master catalog for filling out a credit app. for a BPS credit card. I put down all kinds of stuff like that, Brain surgeon, 2,000,000 a year, all the while thinking they never read half the app. anyway. Come to find out they do! I got a letter from MASTER CARD stating I had falsified my credit app. on my MASTER CARD i've had for 15 yrs. and they cancelled it.Took a few phone calls to get that mess straitened out....
Thats a good one ! A few years ago we went to bass pro, they were offering a free T-shirt and a master catalog for filling out a credit app. for a BPS credit card. I put down all kinds of stuff like that, Brain surgeon, 2,000,000 a year, all the while thinking they never read half the app. anyway. Come to find out they do! I got a letter from MASTER CARD stating I had falsified my credit app. on my MASTER CARD i've had for 15 yrs. and they cancelled it.Took a few phone calls to get that mess straitened out....
we used to do stuff like that at daytona beach during spring break. all the credit card companies was out and about and they would give you a free t-shirts or caps for filling out their credit apps. we'd make up goofy names or use ones like charlie brown or ben dover or heywood u. dume. they'd never ask to see your i.d. so we would get tons and tons of free chit and then go drink some more beer. those were the days.
Last edited by popperonahead : 12-11-2005 at 07:36 AM.
Thats a good one ! A few years ago we went to bass pro, they were offering a free T-shirt and a master catalog for filling out a credit app. for a BPS credit card. I put down all kinds of stuff like that, Brain surgeon, 2,000,000 a year, all the while thinking they never read half the app. anyway. Come to find out they do! I got a letter from MASTER CARD stating I had falsified my credit app. on my MASTER CARD i've had for 15 yrs. and they cancelled it.Took a few phone calls to get that mess straitened out....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Made my morning Izzy, thanks.
Anyone seen this job application story?
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