Watch for the "Pregnant Turkey"

[stray]

My wife showed this to me from one of her cooking message boards, I thought I was pretty funny and thought you all might like it.

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PREGNANT TURKEY

One Christmas, my Mom (who is now deceased) went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, Mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, Mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, our Mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family nearly two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

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I hope everyone here has a great Thanksgiving

[ribit]

That is a neat story, would suprised be too. lol