the lie clock

[painterfish]

a man died and went to heaven. as he stood in front of st. peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.he asked, ''what are all those clocks''? st peter answered, ''those are lie clocks.' every one on earth has a lie clock. every time you tell a lie,the hands on your clock will move.oh! said the man.whoes clock is that? thats mother teresa,s the hands have never moved meaning she has never told a lie wow said the man.and 'whose clock is that one ? ''st peter said ''that is abraham lincoln's clock.the hands have moved only twice just two lies in his whole life.'' ST PETER SAID'' I SEE YOU ARE A ''CRAPPIE FISHERMAN ''MAYBE THE BIG GUY CAN USE YOUR CLOCK AS A CEILING FAN

[DENNIS BOWERS]

painterfish, My grandad used to say" Not All Liars Are Fishermen BUT All fishermen Lie!!" He taught me how to Fish, Never Got Close to some of his tales though!!