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    Default One smart machine!

    In case you haven't already seen this:

    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini."
    The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "168".
    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
    The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini".
    Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "100."
    The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
    He goes back into the bar.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini..
    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
    The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
    :D:D:D:D

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    Good one there just too bad about the truthfulness of it. :D:D:D:D
    "Government charity is theft and theft is a violation of individual rights and the Government’s fundamental function is the protection of individual rights therefore Government charity is a violation of individual rights therefor immoral and evil. "
    I'm trying to determined whom to credit here maybe it's me.

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    LOL...:D There's been all kinds of punch lines to that joke but I think this one's the best.:D:D:D
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    RFLMAO... good one

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    And here is a link to a very good 25 min talk of how Oblama and his 50 IQ point minions are leading this country down a horrible path.

    PJTV - Afterburner with Bill Whittle - The Kudzu Curse: A Fight for Free Enterprise



    "Government charity is theft and theft is a violation of individual rights and the Government’s fundamental function is the protection of individual rights therefore Government charity is a violation of individual rights therefor immoral and evil. "
    I'm trying to determined whom to credit here maybe it's me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LBM View Post
    Good one there just too bad about the truthfulness of it. :D:D:D:D

    Amen and Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LBM View Post
    And here is a link to a very good 25 min talk of how Oblama and his 50 IQ point minions are leading this country down a horrible path.

    PJTV - Afterburner with Bill Whittle - The Kudzu Curse: A Fight for Free Enterprise

    funny how all the people who talk bout politics never run for office. go figure


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    good one Don, and i concur

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappiejohn View Post
    funny how all the people who talk bout politics never run for office. go figure
    I wasn't aware folks were only qualified to talk about politics when they are elected politicians or political aspirants wanting to run for office.

    I have found a lot of non-politician folk's political views very compelling and sound as contrasted with the views of our elected prevaricating sleaze balls (both republican and democrats) as they ooze up from their own created sewage and spout their lies and vote to discard their own principles for a few million here and there of taxpayer monies. A 'John' and a 'hooker' transaction could be classified as dignified and honorable when compared to the transactions going on in the halls of Washington.
    "Government charity is theft and theft is a violation of individual rights and the Government’s fundamental function is the protection of individual rights therefore Government charity is a violation of individual rights therefor immoral and evil. "
    I'm trying to determined whom to credit here maybe it's me.

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    Still happy I voted for him. EB Better than the alternitive
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