How Gubmint Works

LBM · #1 (**permalink**) 11-17-2009, 11:23 AM

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So They created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, Then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one Year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.

NOW s l o w l y, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ... during the Carter Administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line. We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency ... the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember!

Ready??

It was very simple ... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.
The Department of Energy was instituted on 8-04-1977.
TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW, IT'S 2009 -- 32 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24..2 BILLION A YEAR. THEY HAVE 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE DONE!

THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT ARE WE USING FOR BRAINS?"

Ah, yes -- good ole bureaucracy.

AND, NOW, WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY OVER TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT????????

HELLOOO ! Anybody Home?

Eager Beaver · #2 (**permalink**) 11-17-2009, 12:48 PM

Yes, I am home! but you neglected to mention that we had 2 Presidents that made there living from Oil. Duh! I know that was just an oversight on your part. A lot of half truths and miss direction again. Nice try. EB

Cane Pole · #3 (**permalink**) 11-17-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eager Beaver

Yes, I am home! but you neglected to mention that we had 2 Presidents that made there living from Oil. Duh! I know that was just an oversight on your part. A lot of half truths and miss direction again. Nice try. EB

Goober's oil.

LBM · #4 (**permalink**) 11-17-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Eager Beaver

Yes, I am home! but you neglected to mention that we had 2 Presidents that made there living from Oil. Duh! I know that was just an oversight on your part. A lot of half truths and miss direction again. Nice try. EB

WTG Beav and what a great thrill seeing the bobber go down from my offering today.

I had originally added a question for you at the end of the post but changed my mind and just entered the post exactly as it came to me in an email. I didn't Snope it before passing it on so I'll look to you for supplying what the half truths in it are.

It's not an oversight for someone that actually thinks the country would be in much better shape if there were more people including presidents making a living from oil.