White wedding dress.

[centerdriver]

Yall do know why the bride wears a white wedding dress don't ya???????
That way the dishwasher matches all the other appliances.

[superdave1984]

I take it you are not married.

[PaddleFishing]

I take it you are not married.

or planning to be

[creekslick]

I take it you are not married.

If he is, not for long.

[Fatman]

That just ain't right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Herewego]

Oh no.:D

[centerdriver]

See there, jumping to conclusions. It was just a joke after all. Everyone who knows me, knows I am retired, but the wife is still working as a nurse, so I do all the cleaning, cooking, shopping etc. etc. Trust me, I didn't wear white at the wedding AND there are quite a few fellers out there that would kill for my job. 'Specially since she lets me go fishin when ever I want to.