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Old 11-05-2009, 08:37 AM
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Default New Take on Redneck

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.




You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.



God Bless the USA !


IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS ~ FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM..

IN GOD WE TRUST
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:50 AM
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Amen Brother I Am Proud To Be A Redneck
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:14 AM
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Been a red-neck all my life, and proud of it.
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:14 AM
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Amen Brother I Am Proud To Be A Redneck
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:35 AM
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Back during the Carter era, when the hostages were being held over in sand land, they interviewed a feller from Houston. He said that he had the solution to the situation. "Just send me and about 15 of these 'good ol boys, or a COMPANY of marines in there, and we'll get this thing cleared up pretty quick."
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:48 AM
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well i'll be dang. looks like i'm a redneck. thanks crap-king, this will save me a lot of time searching the old family tree.
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Old 11-05-2009, 04:11 PM
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Yup I be one too

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Old 11-05-2009, 04:44 PM
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10 out of 10. I'am a redneck.
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Old 11-05-2009, 04:51 PM
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Born, raised & will die 100% Redneck!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:23 PM
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Some folks tho't ya had to be from a certain part o' the country to be a redneck...no so....got a lot o' them up here. Myself included.
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