A good one (parking ticket)

[crappieseeker]

Parking Ticket
.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when
I came out, there was this cop writing out a
parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving
a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a
moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked
back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets
on had one of those bumper stickers that said
- - - Obama '08.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health

[STUMP HUNTER]

LOL, that's a good way to start your day!!

[i-catch-cartags]

That,s funny!!! :D But in the real world you would have been cuffed & stuffed at the second sentence.

[crappieseeker]

i-catch-cartags, only if you are being racially profiled would you be arrested, just ask Obama he will tell you and then have a beer with you after the fact. That is crazy. Your right on with that. They would have you cuffed quickly no matter what your race.

[centerdriver]

That was hilarious. I just go to Walmart (by myself, cuz the wife don't like me to have fun), go to the drug section, pick up a dozen boxes of condoms and walk around. Every time I see a cart unattended, but being used by a couple, I drop a box in.

[georgem]

Retired socialists mooching off the tax payers by using government subsidize public transit.

Parking Ticket
.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when
I came out, there was this cop writing out a
parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving
a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a
moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked
back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets
on had one of those bumper stickers that said
- - - Obama '08.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health

[2yrsnluvinit]

here in Ft.Wayne the cops would have shot you and then placed a ticket on your body for littering

[jaxsprat]

Good post...........

[sticko]

well i hate to tell this but my dad was a prankster .on one time he got a

parking ticket. He just took to ticket off the windshield. Stuck it on the

car next to him.

[speckfinder]

funny stuff