Thread: What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife,
Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and
whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

...And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.

sharon said i could laugh at that one. so i did

Originally Posted by beagle man

sharon said i could laugh at that one. so i did

:D

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

He messed up, he shouldn't have said "isn't it?" There should be no question in his mind what her favorite flower is.

I don't know what celibacy is but I'm sure I am allergic to it.:D

Originally Posted by bwillaub

I don't know what celibacy is but I'm sure I am allergic to it.:D

That reminds me of an old joke:

Question: What food will stop a woman from wanting sex?
Answer: "Wedding Cake"

That ain't funny.

Is celibacy looking down on the "unemployed?"

Lmao!:d