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  1. 01-13-2010, 03:28 PM #1
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    Default Never lose a grandson

    Written by a Grandpa:

    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........
    He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

    "The guard asked, "What's he like?"

    The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Jack Daniel's whiskey, and women with big t*ts."

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  2. 01-13-2010, 03:33 PM #2
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    Sounds a lot like my Grandpa.









    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." Thomas Jefferson
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    Change the Jack to Crown, and I AM his grampa
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    Might have to get 'DOLLY' to come and help sniff him out!
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Might have to get 'DOLLY' to come and help sniff him out!
    The ladies from yesterday would work well...Wait, that came out wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    The ladies from yesterday would work well...Wait, that came out wrong
    Well, probably the one in the middle
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugsrme View Post
    Well, probably the one in the middle
    Yep, I'll take door # 3 please...
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    I am offended by your crass behavior!









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    Thank you!
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