Thread: Almost a true story...

I had to go into Boston for some business yesterday. After parking the car, I walked to the office building I was going to. Along the way I passed several street bums. One particularly dirty guy who really stunk came up to me and asked me for some money so he could get something to eat. Half-jokingly, I aked him how did I know that if I gave him money for food he wouldn't just go fishing instead. He looked at me funny and said, "Fishing? I never go fishing. I spend my days trying to stay alive on the street."
Getting serious, I then asked him if he would just spend the money on beer. He answered, "You may not believe this, but I do not drink. Not a drop."

I told him to come with me. I was going to bring him home and have my wife fix him the best meal he's ever had.

"Are you sure?" he asked, "I know I'm pretty filthy and I probably don't smell too good."

"You'd be doing me a favor," I told him. "I want to show my wife what a guy who doesn't fish or drink beer looks like."

That's funny

Great idea! LOL!

So my friend you going to come and see all of us up at Spring Camp?

Originally Posted by DMW1960

Great idea! LOL!

So my friend you going to come and see all of us up at Spring Camp?

I would love to go and meet everyone, but that I have two boys who play varsity baseball and that weekend is taken. Maybe next year. Maybe we can hook up at pomme sometime during the summer.

Originally Posted by wolfmanjack051

I would love to go and meet everyone, but that I have two boys who play varsity baseball and that weekend is taken. Maybe next year. Maybe we can hook up at pomme sometime during the summer.

Sounds great! Or if I know your down at Pomme I can drop by one morning and pick you up and take you to Bucksaw.

That's good stuff!