Thread: The Mexican maid

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.' Wife: "So how much do you want?"

hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!

I really didn't see that coming! Great one thanks Novice.

I do what I can, Dan.

that is awsome! never saw it coming

Esta mui mui funnyeo, Noviceo Si:D

I dont know what rugs said, but funny as heck joke

Originally Posted by beagle man

I dont know what rugs said, but funny as heck joke

Thats Spanglish for thats very very funny Novice

Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D

Originally Posted by bwillaub

Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D

Thankfully for Rugs, I took my Sarcasma today so I won't contribute to Bwillaub's post.