Thread: Old age sucks!!!

Forgetful Couple
A married couple of twenty five years noticed that both of them have trouble remembering things. They decide to attend a memory workshop to help improve their short term memory.
One evening, they are watching TV and the husband says he is going to the kitchen to get some ice cream. He asked if he could get something for his wife. She replys, "If you are going to get me some ice cream, I would also like whipped cream on it. And if you can remember that, I would also like some chocolate sauce with cracked nuts. Can you remember all of that?" The husband affirms that it would not be any problem.
The husband is in the kitchen for about twenty minutes and returns with a plate of eggs and bacon for his wife. She looks at him and says, "I knew you would not remember it right. You forgot my toast!"

Good one!