Thread: little old lady

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, " Doctor, I have a problem with gas, but it really dose't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of favt, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You din't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent. The doctor says," I see take these pills and come back and see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back." Doctor," she says I don't know what medicine you gave me, but my gas... although still silent... smells terrible."

The doctor says, "Good !!! now that we've cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing."

Good one!