Thread: 10 Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $20,000 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in North America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Immigration? :D

Been pondering whether to post something here or not.....Guess I'll just go have a sandwich!!

THAT was great Frosty! I'll have a turkey and swiss please...

Would you like that heated or toasted? Ooops, Subway flashback. Sorry.

Crappienovice, From my point of view , you seem to be Mo.'s version of our Wannabe.

Gosh, I am pretty sure that's NOT a compliment after viewing his behavior here on our boards.

crappie novice un like you to me I hang on to every work you say,

I think you have said enough behave

oh sharon were out of bread

Gives new meaning to the phrase "you get your choice of meats".

Originally Posted by kazualobzerver

Gives new meaning to the phrase "you get your choice of meats".

Who is supposed to behave, Beagle? ME or YOU?