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    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM EasternTime, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America
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    God bless america!I love this place!lol
    GET IN, SIT DOWN, HOLD ON, AND BE VEWY VEWY QUITE!!!!!

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    i think i remember some were warming up for this this past weekend,,,lets see yep that's what i seen,,i think
    IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p

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